Confirmed.Do not like cooked spinach.
Don't care how good it is for me.
FishMama has written an ebook that's filled with inspiration for a baker's dozen of creative birthday cakes.
She starts with simple ingredients -- boxed cake mix, canned frosting, novelty candies, little "flags" made of toothpicks with illustrations taped to them -- and ends up with some super fun creations.
There are lots of helpful tips here. (Want a fix for those pesky crumbs that poke through your frosting?)
And also, very clear, step-by-step instructions for everything from surfer dude cake (you'll be the coolest mom around with the "sand castle" on your beach's shore) to a "What state are you in?" cake (a theme you can customize for kids off in college, travelers, or sports fans).
So go check it out -- now! Because while this book normally goes for $5.97, for the rest of today, February 27, you can get Pretty. Cool. Cakes and another of FishMama's ebooks, FishMama's Guide to Cooking with Children, for $2.
That's right. Two bucks.


Who knew macaroons were so simple to make? I guess it's been years since I've made them. They go together in just minutes (if you don't count the 35 to 45 minutes of baking time). And even the littlest of kids can help, squishing the first three ingredients together in the bowl with their (clean) hands.
COCONUT MACAROONS
7-oz. package shredded coconut
1/3 c. flour
1/8 t. salt
2/3 c. sweetened condensed milk
1 t. vanilla
Mix first three ingredients in medium bowl. Stir in sweetened condensed milk and vanilla and mix well. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto greased (or parchment paper-covered) cookie sheets. (I actually fit all mine on just one sheet, since these don't spread much.) Bake at 250 degrees until golden brown, about 35 to 45 minutes. (Mine took 45.) Makes 24.
Ready for tomorrow's bake sale, anyone?
Now the real question: What do you do with the bit of sweetened condensed milk that's left over?
rind of 1 tangerine

Fill the centers with a spoonful of store-bought pesto sauce with basil (found in the refrigerated section of your grocery store, by the cheeses and lunch meats). Place in a pie tin and broil for about two minutes, until hot.
If you're like me, you want to do something special to celebrate each and every schmaltzy holiday that comes along. But you don't have time to make a 12-foot-high papier-mache sculpture of, say, Cupid.
Melt 4 T. butter with one clove crushed garlic over medium heat for a couple of minutes. Using your trusty heart-shaped cookie cutter (you DO have a trusty heart-shaped cookie cutter, yes?) cut out some cute little bread hearts.
Place cute little hearts in garlic butter, and turn to coat both sides. Cute little hearts now go onto mangy old cookie sheet, where they will toast at 375 degrees.
These little beauties cooked for 8 minutes on one side, then got flipped and toasted three minutes more. Next time, I will try maybe 5 and 2 minutes. A little less crispy would be good.


These exceedingly yummy bar cookies start with a graham cracker crust, followed by a layer of orange-flavored cream cheese, then are topped with a mixture of nuts, chocolate chips, and coconut.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In medium bowl, mix graham cracker crumbs, 2 T. sugar, and melted butter. Press evenly into 9 x 13" pan. Bake 7 to 8 minutes.

What, you still have lemons, you say?
Quite delicious with baked potatoes topped with leftover chili, grated cheese, and sour cream; and green salad.

For those of us whose lemon trees are going berserk, here's a nice hot spiced drink that will use up a few of them.
I cut this recipe in half, making only two servings instead of four.
3 1/2 c. water
1/2 c. lemon juice
1/2 c. packed brown sugar
10 whole cloves
8 whole allspice
2 3-inch pieces of cinnamon
Put all ingredients in quart jar and stir. Microwave on high for 4 minutes. (Since I made half the recipe, I nuked it for 2 minutes.) Let stand for 15 minutes, take out spices, then reheat and drink. (Being the impatient-to-try-it-now person that I am, I performed a small experiment and drank some of the this immediately, and some after the spices steeped for 15 minutes as directed. Alas, it was indeed better after the wait.) Serves 4.
This recipe came from an old issue of Cooking Light magazine, which reports one serving is about 110 calories.
. . . other than giant popcorn balls made into hearts, that is.